Some Worldly Wisdom
Come with a good mosquito repellent,other wise mosquitos will have a heavy dinner.
Carry plenty of water from your land because most of the mineral water brands here are unhygeneic.
Dont drink Coke or Pepsi from India, because Indian made soft drinks are injurious to health.
Dont come with any valuable goods,chances of being stolen are vey high.
Never come here to become desciples of Godmen and saints because 95%of them are fakes.
Have enough patience while travelling because traffic jams,road blocks and accidents could happen at any time.
Never come here to learn traditional arts through crash courses,because these arts require years of practice and persistence to master a bit.
Still I love my India and I am proud of it.
He assures me that he's going to become an ambassador soon, so we can all share in India's goodies.